My No Movement Movement

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! You read the tittle right! You see… I’m going to start a movement without any movement. Why? Because that is the flavor of the month. Are you sad? Start a movement! Are you happy? Start a movement! Do you suck as a human being? Start a movement! Are you a very involved slacktivist? Start a movement! Are you an armchair activist? What the fuck! Just start a fucking movement! OK, sooooo I know that by now, my loyal 1.5 readers are asking themselves. Where is this crazy ass guy with a blog going with this? Well, in my personal opinion, I think that today’s society is just full of big fat fucking babies! Everything stinks to them, nothing smells good.

Hey look, people have the right to start movements whenever the fuck they want to. It’s just that people really have to grow the fuck up, grow some hairy ass balls and learn how to deal with life as grown ups, like we used to do back in my days. Some people really believe, that if they start a dumb-ass hashtag in what I love to call an antisocial networking site, they will change the world from the comfort of their home or office. My point of view is, that grown ass people have to learn how to let go of shit and move on, if that doesn’t work, then get professional help and go on crazy meds. But the sad reality is, that so many parents have taught their kids… who are adults now, how to bitch and moan when they don’t like something. Please people, just learn how to change the fucking channel and move on. I know everyone wants change, but a dumb and stupid hashtag is not going do shit for a cause! Oh crap! I almost forgot! Spread the word… #NoMovementMovement

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Motivational Speakers Are Full Of Shit

Wikipedia says that “A motivational speaker or inspirational speaker is a speaker who makes speeches intended to motivate or inspire an audience. Such speakers may attempt to challenge or transform their audiences”. The way that I have always and personally looked at them is, that they are people who are full of shit and who get paid a whole bunch of money, for talking about shit without really knowing their audience. Why? Because a motivational speaker can talk all he or she wants about being strong and making it in life. But what if a person is just suffering from depression and actually needs help and not some dumb ass pep talk, from a rich dumb-ass that don’t know a thing or two about mental health?

Please! Please! Please! Please! Don’t get me wrong now! I’m not trying to be a Debbie Downer or a Negative Nelly here! I just like to be honest about life. The way that I look at motivational speakers is. Who the fuck knows how many unresolved issues and problems they might have in their personal lives, yet they want to motivate others? I mean think about it. Have you ever heard about their personal life struggles? Yes you have, but only the ones that they want you to know about, not the whole story. So why the fuck should I be motivated by a completely fucking liar? The way that I look at it is, that I deal with my shits as they come. I really don’t need a bullshit artist telling me what to do, feel or think. When it is all said and done, at the end of the day, I’m the one that has to deal with my conscience when I go to bed.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

The Crazy Cartoonists And Comics?

Maybe, just maybe, my loyal 1.5 readers might have noticed that on the bottom right hand side of my crazy and insane blog, I have a link section called “Crazy Cartoonists and Comics”. I know that you might be asking yourself. So who gives a flying fuck Tony? Alright, hold your horses for a minute please, and don’t chew my head off. The reason why I bring it up is, because what I love to do in the morning is, check for updates from the crazy cartoonists and comics on my list, because they put a smile on my face early in the morning. You see, after I hear or read about all of the crazy shits that are going on in the whole wide world, I like to read something funny and interesting, In other words, something that will assure me, that the world is not coming to an end today.

I guess that what I am trying to tell my loyal 1.5 readers is, that you need some positive things in your life. Trust me, life sucks sometimes, but not all of the time. The way that I look at life is, that there are days when I just want to pull out all of my fucking hair, but then again, there are days that I am happy to be alive… actually, there are more good days than bad ones. I really try to look at the positive side of things, even though there are days that it seems impossible to do so. We only have one life and we have to try to enjoy it as much as we can. So keep in mind, try to enjoy your day to the fullest. Just don’t let an asshole fuck it up for you, no matter what happens.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

The Sensationalized News

For the past few years, I have tried to stay away as much as I can from reading, watching or just being in contact with the sensationalized news… yes! yes! yes! yes! yes! you read that right, the sensationalized news. You see, I understand that news outlets “have” to make money, but the thing that bothers me the most is how they show the news stories to us. I just can’t understand why is it, that they have to make things look or sound bigger than what they actually are. It just irritates my ass, when I read such tittle as “man saves entire family from burning rooftop inferno“, when in reality, it was just a small fucking fire, that even a baby could have just walked away from. I now they just want to grab our attention, but the one thing that I hate the most is, overrated bullshit stories.

Another thing that I hate about the media is, long as stories that over explain and keep repeating things or talk about irrelevant shit that is not related to the story. Maybe, just maybe, my loyal 1.5 readers might have noticed, that my posts are around 250 and 300 words long. The reason for that is, that if I can’t say it in that amount of words, I’d rather not say it. Some reporters just love to write long ass stories, thinking that we the readers just don’t have shit to do with our time. They really have to understand, that people like myself, just want to read a story and get on with our lives. To be honest with you, all that I care about is who, what, where, and when, that is it. The rest, is just a whole bunch of shit.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

 

Slowly Slowing Down

On October of last year I turned forty-eight years old. The funny thing is, that a few weeks ago, I read somewhere online, that experts… whoever they are… consider middle age to be from forty-five years old to sixty-five years old. How did they come about those numbers? Frankly my dear, I don’t know and I just don’t give a shit! But the one thing that I can be honest with you about is, that for the past year or two, I have noticed that I have been taking things easier than when I was younger. In other words, I have been slowly slowing down. I don’t know, for some weird reason, I can safely say that I am chillin’ like a villain now, because I am not rushing while walking or doing things, I’m just taking my sweet ass time.

A few years back, I remember that I used to rush when walking. Why? I really don’t know! I guess, I was just full of extra energy. A while back, I thought that I was slowing down because of the anxiety medication that I am taking, but being on and off of it for quite some time now, it just seems that it’s not the crazy med, but my body going through some changes. I’ve also noticed, that sometimes when I bend down, or try to straighten up, I can feel some pain in some joints and some parts of my body. The thing about it is, that I always knew that I was going to get old and that my body was going to go through a lot of changes, I just didn’t know how or when. I know for a fact, that I’m no spring chicken anymore, so I really have to take it easy from now on. I’m just going to be chillin’ like a villain. Nothing more, nothing less.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Women Are Underappreciated And Underpaid

It’s funny how the year just got started and I’ve already taken two vacation days from work. The funniest part of it all is, that even though I mixed them up with the weekend and a holiday in order to be off from work for five days, I was busy 99.9% of the time, doing different things at home. Don’t get me wrong, the time that I was busy, I was helping my wife out, which in no way, shape or form bothers me at all. One thing that my loyal 1.5 readers don’t know about me is, that I help around home by doing the dishes, sweeping and mopping the floor and doing other things. I guess that what I am trying to say is, that I’m not some kind of macho man, that just goes out to work and comes back home to give orders to the wife and kids.

You have to understand, that I am not the type of man, that likes to sit around the home doing shit, only because I work forty hours a week. As a matter of fact, I think that women that are home makers are underrated and underpaid. You just don’t know how many times, I have told my wife, that if women who are home makers got a salary, they would make more money than any man, because of the many job functions that they do at home on any given day. That is the reason why I like helping my wife around the home. Even though I get home tired, I help my wife, because I know for a fact, that even though I worked eight hours a day, she works double that at home. I guess that what I am trying to say to the fellas is, don’t be an asshole and help around the home. Trust me, it’s not going to fucking kill you!

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Shits I Don’t Blog About

Even though I say “It’s a blog about nothing”, and I blog about anything and everything that has to do with me, there are three topics that I don’t blog about, and they are as follows, #1) Politics, #2) Religion and #3) Sports. First things first, and I have to be honest with my loyal 1.5 readers. I hate the fucking stupid and ignorant so-called lifestyle bloggers. Why? Because I hate people who do something for the money and not because they love it. Another reason is, that they blog about shit that they don’t know the first thing about, like mental health and other topics that they should just shut the fuck off about. WOW! I really had to get all of that shit out of my system!

Now getting back to the three topics that I don’t touch on my here crazy and insane blog. I don’t blog about politics, because everyone has a different point of view when it comes to who is a better political candidate and why. I also have to add that I hate politicians, because they are fucking liars and assholes, who would do and say anything, just to get elected. On the other hand, I don’t blog about religion because plain and simply put, I don’t believe in any of them and all of their bullshit stories. I believe in what I believe, the way that I want to believe. And last, I don’t blog about sports, because I am not into them, plus I believe that athletes are overpaid assholes, with gigantic egos, thin skins and who are also suffering from small penises complex. They play the many sports, not because they love it, but because they want to become rich celebrities, who think the world owes them something. In more clear words… they can all go fuck themselves!

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

I’m Just Myself

I remember that when I was a kid, I wanted to be just like a superhero. I remember that for Halloween, my parents always got me a superhero costume. As I grew older and I learned about history, I just wanted to be like some people in history, you know, people who change things for the good of humanity. The whole thing is, that looking back in my life, I always wanted to be like someone else, never did I just thought about being myself. I mean, I wanted to make history, I wanted to help humanity and I also wanted to change the world if I could. Never did it occurred to me, just to be myself.

The point that I am trying to make here is, that I see so many people going out in the world, trying to change everything or trying to be like someone else. I feel that they try so hard, that they get lost or better yet, they lose themselves in all the bullshit. The one thing that I learned in my early 20’s was, that I shouldn’t give a flying fuck, about what others thought about me. That included how I looked, dressed, talked, sounded, viewed everything, how much money I had, what I could or not afford and how I lived my life in general. The way that I look at life now is, that as long as I am not hurting myself or anyone else, I shouldn’t give a fuck about what people think or say about me. What I am trying to say here is, that I love being me! I just don’t give a rat’s ass about people’s fucked up opinions and you shouldn’t either. Just be yourself. Feel comfortable in your skin.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

I’m A Loner. So What?

Not so many people know that out of nine children that My parents had, I am the youngest one and the only boy. I remember that when I was between three and five years old, my family lived in Puerto Rico. I still remember the place, because we had a big mountain for our backyard. I remember that I used to go up the mountain all of the time and play by myself, for who knows how long, because I enjoyed it so much. As I go older, I really got to enjoy playing by myself. As a matter of fact, to me, it was something normal.

My point? I just don’t know where people got the idea that being a loner is a bad thing. I mean, being a loner doesn’t mean that I hate people and that I hate spending time with other human beings. You have to understand, that I have been a loner my whole life, but I still do socialize with others. You see, I don’t expect others to like everything that I like, so there are certain things that I like to do alone. I also like to be alone in order to be able to think and reflect on life and also to recharge. A lot of people need to do some really good research before they call someone a sociopath rather than a loner. Also, only because I am a loner, doesn’t exactly mean that I am depressed and thinking about death, it’s just that I enjoy spending time by myself. Plus I have been married for thirty years, have two adult kids and a crazy dog, in other words, even though I am a loner, I love spending time with my family.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

The Bad News Is… The Bad News

A few days ago I decided to cut down on my news consumption. The reason for this is, that I feel that the news, either print, TV or even the internet, is all about bad news. Another thing that I have noticed about bad, depressing and sensationalized news stories is, that it affect my mood and how I feel about humanity, life and the whole world in general. Just like anti-social websites, right now I feel that reporters and news companies, just care about ratings and making money, not about bringing the truth to the people who use or consume it.

I remember when I was a young teenager, the reporters back then, actually did research and brought stories that really matter to their readers. Today, they don’t do the research like they are supposed to, they get wrong information from sources that are not reliable and they just don’t care if the story matters to their readers. Plain and simply put, it’s just about rating and money. It is really sad, because back in the days, reporters were people who everyone looked up to and respected. Today the media is about having a story that will go viral. It really bothers me, that when I read or see a story on TV, I must ask myself… is this the truth and nothing but the truth? Or is it some made up bullshit story, by some stupid reporter or network, that is crying out for attention like a baby? The one thing for sure is, that the only news that I have been keeping up with are positive or good news and technology news. Nothing more, nothing less. The rest, is just bullshit.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!