Do Not Fucking Disturb Me!

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First things first! When it comes to technology, I can’t say that I am a pro, but I can surely say that I am savvy and  knowledgeable, plus I keep up to date with it. I’m the type of person, who has liked and has embraced technology from an early age. I even went as far as teaching myself, the basics of the BASIC programing language, back in the early 80’s. Even though I didn’t finish college back in early 2001, while attending, I was introduced to coding. I also have to add, that I own a personal computer, tablet and smartphone. But the thing is, that I don’t let technology interrupt my daily dealing with life. Specially my sleep.

The thing about me is, that I for example, do not receive or make none emergency calls to and from anyone before 12:00 pm and after 9:30 pm… that includes family and friends… and specially on the weekends, when I’m chilling like a villain at home. Call me crazy or old school, but that’s just a rule that I have been following for years. So, I just don’t fucking get assholes, that for some fucking stupid reason, think that I will pick up when they call me for none emergency shit, before 12:00 pm on a weekend. Hey look! If it is truly an emergency, they can leave me a message and I will get back to them as soon as possible. Other than that, I hate dumb-asses, that don’t have shit to do early in the morning or late at night and decide to start calling people to talk shit. The way that I look at it is… if you don’t have shit to do, don’t do it on my time!

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

I’m Too Old For That Shit

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I can say that I truly understand when young kids see others kids do something and they try to imitate them. I can go as far as to say, that I even understand teenagers that do the same, when it comes to following fashion trends. The reason for that is, that I remember that when I got my first job as a young teenager, I use to follow some of the latest fashion trends myself. I, like most kids from the hood, used to spend all of my money on expensive jeans, sneakers and other stuff, especially since my mother wasn’t able to afford them for me.

The whole thing is, that even before I hit my 20’s, I realized that I was just being a brand and or fashion slave. To be honest with you, absolutely no one had to tell me, how stupid it was to be loyal to brands. It just happened that one day, I realized how dumb and stupid I was, for spending my hard-earned cash on something, only because of the brand or because others were wearing it. Hey look! If someone can afford a product and they want to go out and buy it… good for them! The thing is, that I don’t want to hear that same person, bitch and moan about how they can’t pay their bills. I do have to say, that it is sad to see someone around my age camping out in front of a store for days, just to be one of the first to buy a stupid fucking phone. IT’S JUST A FUCKING DAMN PHONE!

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

Slowly Slowing Down

On October of last year I turned forty-eight years old. The funny thing is, that a few weeks ago, I read somewhere online, that experts… whoever they are… consider middle age to be from forty-five years old to sixty-five years old. How did they come about those numbers? Frankly my dear, I don’t know and I just don’t give a shit! But the one thing that I can be honest with you about is, that for the past year or two, I have noticed that I have been taking things easier than when I was younger. In other words, I have been slowly slowing down. I don’t know, for some weird reason, I can safely say that I am chillin’ like a villain now, because I am not rushing while walking or doing things, I’m just taking my sweet ass time.

A few years back, I remember that I used to rush when walking. Why? I really don’t know! I guess, I was just full of extra energy. A while back, I thought that I was slowing down because of the anxiety medication that I am taking, but being on and off of it for quite some time now, it just seems that it’s not the crazy med, but my body going through some changes. I’ve also noticed, that sometimes when I bend down, or try to straighten up, I can feel some pain in some joints and some parts of my body. The thing about it is, that I always knew that I was going to get old and that my body was going to go through a lot of changes, I just didn’t know how or when. I know for a fact, that I’m no spring chicken anymore, so I really have to take it easy from now on. I’m just going to be chillin’ like a villain. Nothing more, nothing less.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!