On October of last year I turned forty-eight years old. The funny thing is, that a few weeks ago, I read somewhere online, that experts… whoever they are… consider middle age to be from forty-five years old to sixty-five years old. How did they come about those numbers? Frankly my dear, I don’t know and I just don’t give a shit! But the one thing that I can be honest with you about is, that for the past year or two, I have noticed that I have been taking things easier than when I was younger. In other words, I have been slowly slowing down. I don’t know, for some weird reason, I can safely say that I am chillin’ like a villain now, because I am not rushing while walking or doing things, I’m just taking my sweet ass time.
A few years back, I remember that I used to rush when walking. Why? I really don’t know! I guess, I was just full of extra energy. A while back, I thought that I was slowing down because of the anxiety medication that I am taking, but being on and off of it for quite some time now, it just seems that it’s not the crazy med, but my body going through some changes. I’ve also noticed, that sometimes when I bend down, or try to straighten up, I can feel some pain in some joints and some parts of my body. The thing about it is, that I always knew that I was going to get old and that my body was going to go through a lot of changes, I just didn’t know how or when. I know for a fact, that I’m no spring chicken anymore, so I really have to take it easy from now on. I’m just going to be chillin’ like a villain. Nothing more, nothing less.
With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!