The Drinking Game

OK, I can’t tell a lie, I did drink this past weekend. So why do I drink? Because I don’t have shit to do on the weekends. You see, I do run errands with my wife early Saturday mornings, but after that, I don’t have shit to do, than to watch TV or mix or listen to some House music. I know! I know! I know! I know! I know! Why don’t I look for something better to do on my free time? I have to say, it is not easy, specially in the Winter time. You have to understand, that I hate the cold weather and the snow, so there is no chance in hell, that I will go outside to do shit.

My shrink has suggested numerous times, that I do volunteer work on my free time, but the thing about is that most organization want me to commit a set amount of time, which I can’t do. I mean, I’m only off from work on Saturdays and Sundays and I feel that if I volunteer one or both days, I’m not going to get the rest that I need and I won’t have any alone time. Yes! Yes! Yes! I really like and enjoy some alone time to reboot and recharge my body and my mind. So next time, I’ll just have to stop the stinking thinking as soon as it starts.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!

2018?… Big Deal!

I know that to my loyal 1.5 readers, this post might come as a surprise, since I deleted all of my previous posts and haven’t posted in weeks. To be honest with you, I’ve been busy with the only bad hobby that I haven’t been able to get rid off….. yes, get rid off….. and that is binge drinking on the weekends. I mean, previously I have been able to stop drinking for an entire month, but once I hit that mark, all bets are off for just one weekend at a time. In other words, I can’t seem to go over the one month sober mark, without getting fucked up on the fifth weekend.

The one thing about 2018 is, that I am planning on drinking less. Don’t get me wrong, it is not a new year resolution, because I really fucking hate new year resolutions, I find them to be fucking stupid and pointless. People keep making them and breaking them like if there’s no tomorrow. The way that I am looking at my drinking this year is, to limit it to special occasions, not just drinking every weekend just for the hell of it. To be honest with you, I feel that my age is catching up with my drinking and so the hangovers are lasting longer, if that makes any sense to you. Well, I’ll just take a chill pill, relax and enjoy my weekends without any alcohol or binge drinking. I have a whole year in front of me, I’ll just see how it goes.

With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!