It’s funny how the year just got started and I’ve already taken two vacation days from work. The funniest part of it all is, that even though I mixed them up with the weekend and a holiday in order to be off from work for five days, I was busy 99.9% of the time, doing different things at home. Don’t get me wrong, the time that I was busy, I was helping my wife out, which in no way, shape or form bothers me at all. One thing that my loyal 1.5 readers don’t know about me is, that I help around home by doing the dishes, sweeping and mopping the floor and doing other things. I guess that what I am trying to say is, that I’m not some kind of macho man, that just goes out to work and comes back home to give orders to the wife and kids.
You have to understand, that I am not the type of man, that likes to sit around the home doing shit, only because I work forty hours a week. As a matter of fact, I think that women that are home makers are underrated and underpaid. You just don’t know how many times, I have told my wife, that if women who are home makers got a salary, they would make more money than any man, because of the many job functions that they do at home on any given day. That is the reason why I like helping my wife around the home. Even though I get home tired, I help my wife, because I know for a fact, that even though I worked eight hours a day, she works double that at home. I guess that what I am trying to say to the fellas is, don’t be an asshole and help around the home. Trust me, it’s not going to fucking kill you!
With that said! I am Audi 5000 y’all!